21 Oct 2017
I've seen lots of open letters on the internet lately, so this letter is addressed to all of those people who write open letters.
Let me start with...
STOP WRITING OPEN LETTERS!
If you want to send them a letter, SEND THEM ONE!!!
If you can't be bothered to write on a piece of paper, type it out, and print it off.
Send it in the post. We don't need to read about it.
If you insist on using the internet for sending this message, find out what their email address and send it to them.
Send them a private message on Twitter or Facebook.
Leave us out of it!!!
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